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18 YEARS OF AGE
- 3 Point Shot
- A night in with the girls
- Airing the orchid
- Applying lip gloss
- Applying nail polish remover
- Auditioning the finger puppets
- Automatic pilot
- Banging the box
- Bashing the gash
- Basting the tuna
- Basting your turkey
- Bathing the kitty
- Beating around the bush
- Beating the Beaver
- Brushing the beaver
- Brushing your afro
- Buffing the bead
- Buffing the Weasel
- Burying the knuckle
- Butterin' the muffin
- Buttering your bagel
- Carpet bumping
- Cat got tongue
- Checking for depth
- Checking for squirrels
- Checking for the jackpot
- Checking my oil
- Checking the foxhole
- Checking the muffler
- Checking the oil
- Checking the pulse
- Checking the status of the I/O
port
- Circling the knoll
- Clam bake for one
- Cleaning between the camel's
toes
- Cleaning my fur coat
- Cleaning the kitchen
- Cleaning your fingers
- Clit-o-Rama
- Clitters
- Coaxing the genie out of the
magic lamp
- Coaxing the turtle out of her
shell
- Coming into your own
- Copping a clam
- Creamin'
- Creamin' the pie
- Cunt cuddling
- Cunt rubbing
- Defrosting the freezer
- Dialing the rotary phone
- Diggin' the stench trench
- Digging a trench
- Digging for gold
- Digging for my keys
- Digging in
- Digging the cream
- Digitizing
- Dipping
- Dipping for ice cream
- Diving for pearls
- Diving for pennies
- Doing my nails
- Doing something for my chapped
lips
- Doing the sweet slide
- Doing the two-finger slot rumba
- Doing the two-finger ballet
- Doing the two-finger salute
- Doing your nails
- Doodling the noodle
- Double knuckling
- Double-clicking your mouse
- Dousing the digits
- Draining your tuna
- Drilling for fish
- Drilling for oil
- Drinking from the fountain of
youth (for us contortionists)
- Drinking from the furry cup
- Driving Ms. Daisy
- Dunking your doughnut
- Dusting the endtable
- Engaging in safe sex
- Entering the forest
- Entering the ring of fire
- Erasing the problem
- Excavating the Tunnel of Love
- Exploring the bush
- Fanning the fur
- Feeding the bearded clam
- Feeding the cat
- Feeding the pony
- Feeding your slot
- Feeling your funnel
- Fiddling the bean
- Filling the pink taco
- Filling your niche
- Finding yourself
- Finger bang
- Finger blasting
- Finger dipping
- Finger fucking
- Finger pie
- Finger-pole the hole
- Fingerbating
- Fingering
- Fingering something out
- Fingerpainting
- Finishing the job
- Fishing
- Fishing for cumpliments
- Fishing for mackerel
- Flash flood
- Flickin' the bean
- Flicking the switch
- Flicking the tic tac
- Flipping the light switch repeatedly
- Flitting your clit
- Flossing the cat
- Fluffing the kitty
- Fluffing the muff
- Frigging
- Fucking without complications
- Gagging my meat hole
- Gagging the clam
- Gagging the lips of love
- Genital manipulation
- Genital stimulation via phalangetic
motion
- Getting a date with slick mittens
- Getting a lube job
- Getting a stain out of my carpet
- Getting a stinky pinky
- Getting mud for my turtle
- Getting the last pickle out
of the jar
- Getting the little man in the
boat to go fishing
- Getting to know Sticky Fingers
the mobster
- Getting to know yourself
- Gilding the lily
- Going around the corner
- Going deep sea diving
- Going fishing
- Going mining
- Going solo
- Going to and from the Batcave
- Greasing your hips
- Gristle rub
- Groping the grotto
- Gusset typing
- Hand tossing the tuna salad
- Harpooning your tang
- Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers
- Having ladyfingers and cream
- Having sex with someone you
love
- Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
- Hitchhiking South
- Hitchhiking to heaven
- Hitchhiking under the Big Top
- Hitting the slit
- Hitting the spot
- Honing the stone
- Hula-hooping
- Indoor fishing
- Itching the ditch
- Jabberwocking
- Jennying off
- Jiggling your jenny
- Jilling off
- JocelynEldering
- Jostling the Elder
- Juicing it up
- Juicing Lucy
- Killing off
- Letting your fingers do the
walking
- Levy break limbo
- Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
- "Looking for Waldo &
his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
- Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
- Making a mini Eiffel Tower
- Making kitty purr
- Making my lips swell
- Making soup
- Making the little man sing
- Making your own gravy
- Manual override
- Menage a moi
- Mistressbate
- Muffin buffin'
- Nail polish remover
- Nulling the void
- Nursing a hatchet wound
- Opening the bottom drawer
- Paddling the finger canoe
- Paddling the pink canoe
- Pampering the pussy
- Parting my meat curtain
- Parting the Red Sea
- Patting the panky
- Pearl fishing
- Peeling the peach
- Perusing the Yellow Pages
- Petting Snoopy
- Petting the kitty
- Petting the little man in the
canoe
- Petting the petunia
- Petting the pussy
- Petting the pussy cat
- Petting your bunny
- Petting your kitty
- Playing couch hockey for one
- Playing on the cricket green
- Playing poker
- Playing solitaire
- Playing the banjo
- Playing the beaver
- Playing the box
- Playing the clitar
- Playing the hairy guitar
- Playing the little Dutch boy
- Playing the silent trombone
- Playing the slots
- Playing with the man in the
boat
- Playing with your pineapple
- Pluggin the leak
- Plunging the drain
- Plunging the happy hole
- Pokin' the pucker
- Poking the pudding
- Polishing the nugget
- Polishing the peanut
- Polishing the wedding ring
- Polishing your pearl
- Preheating the oven
- Priming the pump
- "Producing whore moans
(hormones, get it? ;^)"
- Pushing the button
- Pussy poking
- Pussy soccer
- Putting out the fire
- Putting the dot in .org
- Reading braille
- Reading the map of Tazmania
- Ride the glide until the tide
- Riding the bed post
- Riding the cotton pony
- Riding the unicycle
- Riding the waterslide
- Riding your own mule down Grand
Canyon
- Ringing your bell
- Rocking the boat
- Rollin the ol' bean
- Rolling the dough
- Rolling the marble
- Romancing thy own
- Rubbin Hood
- Rubbin' the nubbin
- Rubbing the donut
- Rubbing the red pussycat
- Rubbing the stub
- Salting the beef curtains
- Scoring the hoop
- Scraping the cheese off the
taco
- Scratching the patch
- Scratching where it itches
- "Searching for Ms. ""G"""
- Seasoning your fish
- Secret vice
- Sending Muffin Morse Code
- Sexercising
- Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
- Shaking the dew off the lily
- Shebopping
- Shining the diamond
- Shooting hoops
- Shooting the rapids
- Shucking the fresh water clam
- Shucking the oyster
- Slappin' the crack
- Slapping slit
- Slapping Susie
- Slapping the flap
- Slapping the mackerel
- Slapping the meat curtain
- Slapping the skunk guts
- Slicing pie
- Sliding down the chute
- Sliding into home
- Slob the knob
- Snatching
- Soaking in Palmolive
- Soaking the whisker biscuit
- Softening the peach
- Spanking the spot
- Spanking your puppy on the nose
- Spearing the bearded clam
- Spelunking
- Spelunking in the hairy caves
- Spelunking in the mystery cave
- Splashing in the sea
- Squeezing the peach
- Steaming the oyster
- Sticking my fingers into my
own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm
- Stiffening my upper lip
- Stinky pinky
- Stirring it up
- Stirring the honey pot
- Stirring the pudding
- Stirring the sauce
- Stirring the soup
- Stoking the furnace
- Stroking the box
- Strumming
- Strumming the banjo
- Strumming the big open C
- Surfing the channel
- Surfing the Slippery Sea
- Surfing the web
- Sweeping the chimney
- Swimming in the crimson lake
- Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
- Swimming in the Red Sea
- Takin' it to tuna town
- Taking a dip
- Taking a dip in the lake
- Taking advantage of yourself
- Taking the German u-boat into
port
- Tapping the tuna
- Teasing the kitty
- Teasing the little man in the
canoe
- Teasing the tuna
- Teasing the tuna taco
- Tending your own garden
- Testing the plumbing
- Testing your waters
- The disappearing finger trick
- The girly gusher
- The magical disappearing finger
trick
- The ole feel n' squeal
- The other monthly visitor
- The two-fingered tango
- The virgin's release
- Tickling the kitty
- Tickling the pearl
- Tickling the taco
- Tickling your fancy
- Tiptoe through the TwoLips
- Toggling the bit
- Tossing the pink salad
- Touching your tigeress
- Touching your tuna
- Touring Tasmania (triangular
shaped Australian island)
- Tracing the vertical smile
- Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
- Twiddling your twat
- Twinkling the little star
- Twirlin' the pearl
- Two-finger taco tango
- Two-finger typing
- Unclogging the drain
- Visiting Niagra Falls
- Visiting with Father Thumb and
his four sons
- Visiting your safety deposit
box
- Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
- Walking Downtown
- Washing my hands
- Washing your fingers
- Waxing the canoe
- Waxing the milk duds
- Weaving the carpet
- Whipping your cream
- Whipping your nest
- White knuckling
- Working in the garden
- Working out at the Y
- Wrinkling fingers
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